Divorce

 

A divorce directly related to the September 11th terrorist attacks has been filed in New York.

A guy with an office on the 103rd floor of the World Trade Centre spent the morning at his girlfriends's apartment with his mobile phone switched off. He wasn't watching TV either.

When he eventually turned his phone back on at around 11am, it rang immediately.

It was his hysterical wife, "Are you OK? Where are you?"

He said, "What do you mean? Of course I'm OK, I'm in my office!"