Rabbit Resurection
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A family went on holiday leaving the house to be looked after by the next door neighbours. The day after they left, the neighbours' dog dragged into the house a dead rabbit. The family panicked because they recognised the rabbit to be the family pet of the folks on holiday! They assumed that their dog had killed it and to cover up the crime they washed, shampooed and dried the dead rabbit and put it back in the hutch at the bottom of the garden, hoping that they would assume that it had died of natural causes. The family eventually returned from their holiday and not long later a loud scream was heard coming from the garden. When asked what was wrong, they tearfully explained that Flopsy (the rabbit) had died the day before they went on holiday and had been buried at the bottom of their garden!