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Revenge!
A well respected married local politician in Montana (USA) had been keeping a girlfriend on the side for quite a few months.
The man thought he had managed to keep it all secret, but like in most small towns, word got around and his wife eventually found out what he had been up to.
One night, when he was sleeping, his wife started to fondle his penis until it was erect.
She then superglued it to his stomache!